CHAPTER TWO: The capture & escape

Now that the cops caught up to him, they stopped the trailer by shooting their rifle at one of the wheels. So, the wheel was deflated and when it flattened out it stopped the trailer. So, the cops caught him.

They put him in the back of the police car. Then they brought him to jail.

At the jail, they brought him to their lab. Since they wanted to do testing on him, they tested his brain to see how smart he was to be a robber.

They found he was pretty smart! He knew a lot about hijacking and robbing.

Since he was in jail forever, they kept doing testing on him to see how smart he was about different things.

Then, he broke out and kicked all the cops in the face that were in his way on getting out. He went to the bathroom and took off the shower head, and then went to the electrical room, and he got some wire-nippers and found a door that went outside.

Then he nipped through two fences and climbed a third one.

Then he went home and got $100,000 because he robbed several banks as well.

Chapter Three: Coming Soon...

The Robbery

CHAPTER ONE: The chase

Once upon a time there was a robber who tried to rob a car at a skyscraper because he didn't have one.

He tried to hijack the car by putting two wires together to start the engine. He did it!

But, the police came really quick. So he sped away in the stolen car, and he made three of the cops crash, but since there were five cops in total, two were left (because five minus three equals two).

So they had guns, and one of them had a rifle. They also had a police trailer, but, it was so big that it was slower, so it was behind the cop cars. Luckily, it had jet boosters on the back!

Each jet booster lasted 12 seconds each, and since there were two of them, that equals 24 seconds. So, they pulled the string to activate the rocker boosters, and they ran for 10 seconds, but they went out because something was wrong.

But, they pulled the string again, and this time it worked! It lasted 14 more seconds because it had already run for 10 seconds (and 10 plus 14 is 24, which is the total time for both rockets).

Since the police trailer went so quickly, it finally caught up to the robber's car. They took out their rifles but didn't hurt the robber, because they didn't want to harm him, because they wanted to capture him alive to do testing on him.

Instead, they shot his wheels out with their rifles and the tires went flying but not the metal part of the wheels. So, he stopped because he didn't have enough traction.

So, he got out of the car, he kicked the cop in the face, and took the keys to the police trailer. He got in and started the engine and he drove away.

The cop woke up from being kicked in the face and since the police trailer was so slow both cops had enough time to get into the stolen car. Since it was the quickest car in the world, the policemen caught up to the robber quickly and stopped him.

Chapter Two: Coming soon...

Basketball Dog

One time a dog went onto the roof. He jumped off the roof and got into a car. Then, they all drove together to a basketball court. And then he won a huge trophy!

When they got back home, the dog put his trophy outside because it didn't fit inside the house.

Then he climbed up the wall, onto the roof, and back into his house! He went to sleep because he was very tired.

*NOTE: I believe much of this story was plagiarized from Air Bud. =D

The breaking robot

A big, giant, hungry robot, was stomping on the ground and shaking the earth, because he was so hungry that he was about to break. He was very angry because he didn't have "rocket food."

The was a gas station right by his house that had rocket food - but he didn't know! And when he was stomping, he stepped on the gas station and broke it! Then he fell down.

The End

That cat who jumped out the window

One day, there was a little cat who jumped out the window, and he didn't get hurt. He was a superhero cat! He could fly and dance forever and ever.

When he went out the window, he ran away to the dinosaur museum. There were some people there trying to break down the dinosaurs. The cat said to them, "BAD guys!" And he punched them and they said, "I'm sorry!" and went home.

After that, the cat was bored. So he went home and stayed there forever and ever.

Welcome!

These posts are dictated to me by my four-year-old son, Finny. He thinks of them, I write them.

Sometimes, we add photo afterwards. He gets to choose the most appropriate photo.